{Monday, September 27, 2004 . }

I GOT A NEW PHONE... okok... well nth much happened... juz slacking... well... juz wanna post something wack... go try...

step 1: go to http://www.google.com.my/language_tools?hl=en.
step 2: enter the following line into the translate textbox:my mom is nice and coolstep
3: translate from english to spanish.step
4: copy the translated text, and translate it back from spanish to english.

ANACONDA SURVIVAL GUIDE
1.If you are attacked by an anaconda, do not run. The snake is faster than you are.
2.Lie flat on the ground. Put your arm tight against ur sides, legs tight together.
3.Tuck in your chin.
4.The snake will come and begin to nudge and climb over your body.
5.Do not panic.
6.After the snake has examined you, it will begin to swallow you from the feet in, always from the feet in. Permit the snake to swallow your feet and ankles. Do not panic.
7.The snake will now begin to suck your legs into its body. You must lie perfectly still. This will take a long time. Do not panic.
8.When the snake reaches your kness, slowly and with as little movements as possible reach down and take out your knife and very gently slide it between the edge of the snake's mouth and your legs. Then suddenly rip upwards severing the snake's head.
9.Be sure to have your knife with you.
10.Be sure your knife is sharp.

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timtitus fishing at 1:54 pm
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